The Bald Eagle That Escaped From Dodger Stadium Last Night Is The Most American American Of All Time

Now I know the bald eagle eventually was found and returned to the Zoo, which sucks. But for a brief moment that Bald Eagle was the most American American of all time. 4th of July, our national animal, our national past time, and he says fuck this, I’m out of here, I want to be free. Everyone has dreamed of doing this at work. Fuck, everyone is dreaming of this at this exact moment. To stand up, walk away from your desk, go back to the beach/bar and never come back. Love this bald eagle, and that’s not because my brain doesn’t work this morning and I feel like a tub of goo, I genuinely love this bald eagle.